Q: What's a dinosaurs favorite website?
A: Thesaurus

Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
A: Because it was an early bird!

Q: What was T-rex's favorite number?
A: Eight! (ate)

Q: What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?
A: Lazy bones!

Q: What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?
A: Stegosnorus

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!

Antal: I wish I had enough money to buy a dinosaur.
Donald: What would you do with a dinosaur?
Antal: Who wants a dinosaur? I just want the money!

Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn't take a bath!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: The chicken hadn't evolved yet!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-sarratops

Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop?
A: A flat Tireannosaurus

Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw

Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Broncosaurus

Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The Terrordactyl

Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
A: A Tricerahops

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A: Jurassic Pork

Q: What family does Maiasaur belong to?
A: I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater

Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks

Q: Which dinosaur slept all day?
A: The dino-snore

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE!!!

Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow

Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
A: Your nose hits the ceiling

Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
A: A Stegosaurust

Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Triceracops

Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook

Q: How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator?
A: The door won't close